Iron-On Patch with the Text If You Can Read This You Are Too Close 6.7 x 5.4 cm Embroidered Rectangular Application Black and Brown for Jacket
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The rectangular embroidered patch with the text If You Can Read This You Are Too Close is a humorous message for anyone who gets too close. The brown letters on a black background are subtle yet eye-catching. The patch measures 6.7 x 5.4 cm, making it suitable for the back of a backpack, the sleeve of a jacket, a vest, or a pocket. It is bordered with a brown stitched edge that prevents fraying. On the back, there is a glue layer for ironing, allowing you to attach the patch with an iron without sewing.
The entire text is embroidered with a dense stitch and is easily readable from a distance. The regular rectangular shape looks clean and combines well with other patches. It is suitable for backpacks, biker vests, and denim jackets, but looks equally good on a canvas bag, pouch, or sweatshirt. You can also use it to cover a small hole or stain on clothing. It is a popular accessory for introverts, bikers, and anyone who values personal space.
The text translates to mean that if you can read it, you are too close, making it particularly suitable for the back or a backpack. Originally, similar texts appeared on biker vests and car bumpers, but today they are also popular in everyday fashion. The patch helps to express, with a touch of irony, that you value your space, while not appearing aggressive. The calm colours of the text match most clothing and blend well with other patches featuring texts or symbols. It will look just as good on a leather vest, canvas bag, or cap as it does on a denim jacket.
- Type – iron-on embroidered patch
- Design – text If You Can Read This You Are Too Close
- Dimensions – 6.7 x 5.4 cm
- Shape – rectangle
- Colour – black background with brown text and brown border
- Technique – embroidery
- Attachment – ironing thanks to the glue layer on the back or sewing
- Usage – backpacks, vests, jackets, sweatshirts, bags, and other textiles
- Contents – 1 patch
For ironing, place the garment on a firm flat surface, lay the patch face up, and cover it with a thin cloth. Set the iron to a high temperature without steam and hold it firmly against the patch for several tens of seconds. Then press the same spot from the back. After completely cooling down, the patch is securely attached. Wash the clothing inside out at a lower temperature and do not tumble dry. For heat-sensitive fabrics, it is better to sew the patch around the edges.
The patch with the text If You Can Read This You Are Too Close is a subtle yet humorous accessory for a backpack, vest, or jacket. The size 6.7 x 5.4 cm is ideal for a clearly readable text without taking up too much space. It makes a great gift for a friend with a unique sense of humour. Thanks to the embroidered finish, the text looks three-dimensional and prominent. You can easily iron it on at home in just a few minutes.
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Estimated delivery: 23 November – 4 December
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Seller:
Gansu Constar Technology Group Co., Ltd.
Address: No.10, Chuangxin South Road, Baiyun District, Baiyun, Gansu, China
E-mail: ksdjt@foxmail.com
Telephone: +86 156 9392 3686
Manufacturer:
Gansu Constar Technology Group Co., Ltd.
Address: No.10, Chuangxin South Road, Baiyun District, Baiyun, Gansu, China
E-mail: ksdjt@foxmail.com
Telephone: +86 156 9392 3686
EU responsible person:
BioDomi GmbH
Address: Schokoladenring 13, 65795 Hattersheim am Main, Germany
E-mail: arcontact@biodomieurope.de
Telephone: +49 178 5749814
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