Arctic Eggs PC Steam CD Key
Release Date: 16/05/2024
ARCTIC EGGS
Cooked on both sides. As always.
Embrace the truth in Arctic Eggs or in the tale of the modern Odysseus. Slip into the shoes of a humble poultry vendor, stripped of rank for forgotten crimes. Pan in hand, venture forth and feed the hungry inhabitants of this modest setting. It’s all in the wrist.
COOK LIKE A PRO
Our team of culinary experts has tirelessly worked to ensure that Arctic Eggs is the most realistic cooking simulator on the planet. Unfortunately, our chefs do not know how to programme. So we made something like Getting Over It, but for cooking eggs.
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What are fish but eggs with extra steps? What is bacon but pigs without fluff? How long should a cigarette be cooked? Such questions have troubled poets and kings since man claimed fire. Perhaps you will find the answers on your journey. Or like, at least answers for YOU, mate. That’s what’s important.
TOUCH LIVES
Everyone has their story. All you have to do is listen. Or not. Just click really quickly to get to the cooking parts. It’s not like we’re watching you. YOU BOUGHT the game. Now you can play it how you want. I mean, who am I to tell you what to do? Not really my mood.
REALISTIC PHYSICS
The game is not hard. Cooking is.
Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest? I’m not sure. But that may be irrelevant. Maybe you can. Maybe you can. I like to think so. :)